Britney Spears "Wants Free Pie For For Everybody"

Britney Spears has made a spoof video about why she should be President of the US - with pledges including luring Bin Laden out of hiding using her perfume.

The lighthearted video, which was aired on The Late Show with David Letterman, showed the sexy singer in a skimpy bikini, explaining why her plans would make America a better place.

Here's what Britney told viewers she would do if she were President:

1) Be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon.
2) We would only invade fun places, like Cabo.
3) Free pie for everybody!
4) My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.
5) I'd lure Osama Bin Laden out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance Circus Fantasy.
6) Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
7) If I was president America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.
8) I would challenge US to put a nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.
9) Three words: Vice President Diddy.
10) Finally the media would pay some attention to me!

Now, putting a nightclub on the moon and having P. Diddy as Vice President might sound tempting, but Britney also wants everyone to get free pie - surely that's national suicide by obesity?