Sperm Donors Will Get Free Festival Tickets

The award for weirdest news story of the week goes to - sperm donors being given free festival passes in exchange for their "donation".

It seems Ireland's Fertility Clinics are currently in a crisis as during the last four years, sperm donations have dwindled by a staggering 40%. As a desperate measure, a new site has now been launched (SpermForTickets.com), which offers those who donate sperm a free festival pass to any event in Europe (travel and accomodation not included).

The site has posted the following message to those interested parties: "To aid this problem we have set up an alternative method for donations by using specially developed donation containers combined with a fast courier network to offer a mail system."

"The patented container is a new discovery that was made by our research and development team, which allows samples to to stay fresh for up to 3 days. We offer a worldwide courier service using DHL and UPS that guarantee delivery times."